Hey Freaks, it's Friday, December 22nd, 2023 coming up on the program today vacuuming

up your lower lady lips. Plus, getting off to the wheezing sounds of an SSBBW trying to

walk. A police officer blew his load in someone's water bottle

just to watch him drink it and Santa had a boner. He wanted a whore so he picked

up his cell and phoned her. He licked, fingered, and plowed the wet bacon hole,

and the cracked-out whore rode Santa's stiff-vainy meat pole. When all of a sudden there

arose such a clatter, it was Mrs. Claws Clause and Jesus Christ did she get fatter.

You cheating son of a bitch, she screamed. The horde just laughed as Santa's

ass was reined. I can explain, Santa shouted.

Yeah, we're just friends, said the whore is she dismounted.

Santa groveled cried and pleaded,

I love you honey. Mrs. Claus just laughed and said yeah well I've been

fucking the Easter Bunny. The divorce was messy and Santa lost it all. He even gave up the

elves during that frightful legal brawl.

Santa couldn't do it alone, so Christmas was no more.

But the elves had it worse, for they were prisoners of war.

Kids were pissed without toys under their trees. Those fucking

cunt-turds learned the hard way that in life there are no guarantees.

Fat and broke, Santa turned to booze. Why the fuck not, He had nothing else to lose. He took long strained

pisses in the middle of the streets and rolled weed with thrown out paper receipts.

Getting high all day, he was quite the pathetic display.

Then one night he had an idea while lying in a ditch.

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