Hey, what's with the Middle Eastern music?

And what are you doing with the lamp?

I'm trying to get into the right mindset needed to rub the wrap,

to get the genie to come out.

You know the whole thing, it's not possible.

We're going to make it happen. It's not possible.

Well, I hate to embarrass you on your own show.

But I think we've all seen the movie, Aladdin. It came out in 1992, perhaps? Yeah, yeah. You missed it.

No, I saw the movie, but that was a cartoon, and it wasn't a real thing.

No, no, there was a real genie and there was a real lamp and you can't stop me from rubbing this lamp

Because I'm wishing right now for a man to appear who has the ability

It's not gonna happen take reclaimed junk and old 1960 Suburments and turn them into tables.

It's not going to happen. Nothing that cool exists.

Oh, you gotta be kidding. Look and look, it looks like it's a genie. What? Genie?

Yes! In your face, Clay.

Hello, I am the genie. You've awoken me from my slumber. How can I help you?

Well I'd like to cash in my three wishes.

Typically you get three wishes but right now I'm on a union break and I will give you one wish.

So what is your one wish?

I want you to find me a really cool company that produces modern furniture

from both new and recycled materials.

And I want the founder of the company to be named Joel Hester.

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