How to Pull Rich Men (w/ Robby Hoffman)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Robby Hoffman (Host of Too Far) joins Nicole to discuss being 'Jewish school slutty,' how growing up poor gave her the skills to pull rich men, and the best time to sneak away to the bathroom on a date. She shares the story of how she ended up dating a Bachelorette star mid-'exploration,' her golden rule for relationships (one hot, one smart—no exceptions), and the time she was invited to a Juneteenth cookout.
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| 0:14.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:18.0 | Get that angelie special at McDonald's now. |
| 0:22.3 | Let's break it down. |
| 0:23.2 | My favorite barbecue sauce, American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions, and a sesame |
| 0:28.3 | seed bun, of course. |
| 0:30.0 | And don't forget the fries and a drink. |
| 0:31.7 | Sound good? |
| 0:32.5 | I'm participating restaurants for a limited time. |
| 0:35.8 | Now, you know, I don't want to get too much into this and to my own horn, but I've been |
| 0:39.2 | invited to a cookout or two. |
| 0:43.2 | Have you? |
| 0:43.9 | I actually have. |
| 0:45.2 | Can I tell you this, this, this, I probably wouldn't say if I wasn't so comfortable with you. |
| 0:49.7 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:50.4 | Which I shouldn't even be that comfortable with you. |
| 0:52.2 | I don't know why I've always had a comfort with you. |
| 0:57.5 | I feel like I'm a person where you can just talk to me. |
| 0:57.9 | You know what? |
| 1:02.7 | I guess I knew you before I knew you because my little sister, your hoodish, has always been your biggest fan. |
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