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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

How To Get Your Son Laid

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0

Someone sent me something that I thought was kind of interesting and I mean I it looks like it's real

0:04.5

It could be real. I know that there are still if it's not real

0:06.8

I know that there are real stories like this because I read about them and you're you're a dad

0:10.2

You have sons and I have heard these stories over the years about people who

0:15.6

Their son sometimes their son might be on the spectrum

0:19.4

Sometimes their son just might be extra shy and I've read stories where

0:24.0

They will pay sex workers to basically socialize with the son and maybe even

0:30.0

You know help him get some sexual experience so that he feels a little more confident because I've read things from

0:36.1

Sex workers to say that's one of the things that they are that they've done in the past

0:40.3

Parents very important. Yes. Yes. That's what the older brother did it for him right right exactly

0:46.4

So and so some parents will do that now most of the ones I read about I think a lot of these guys

0:51.1

Or maybe all that might have been on the spectrum. I don't know

0:52.9

But the point was the parents were worried because they were adults and they weren't really talking to girls

0:57.6

And they had no confidence and I thought you know if we get this person to socialize with them and then get some experience

1:03.1

Maybe they'll be more confident, but this is the the thing that someone sent us. Okay. This was a posted

1:07.8

I guess on Facebook and Instagram. I don't know if you saw it. Did you see this snow cone? I did not okay

1:12.3

So this is what the ad says there's a picture a big color picture there of a Buick regal and then the

1:18.0

Yeah, it says date our son. Okay. That's the title. How old is a son? It says he's a smart but socially

1:23.9

I'm sorry. He's smart, but socially very shy date and they've got that in quotes

1:28.1

So I don't know if that means sexual or what date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college

1:33.6

In exchange. Yeah, in exchange. We will give you a 2004 Buick regal clean rust-free

1:41.2

40,000 miles

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