Well, welcome to the porch. We are great. I'm great. Let me back up. Welcome to the porch.

It's great to be with you guys tonight. Let's go. Come on. It's porch day. Come on, y'all.

That whole thing got through me off with tech guy, but much love, brother. I love you.

Man, if you're watching with us online, welcome wherever you're watching.

Uh, for all of our porch live locations out there, Houston, El Paso, Boise, Ottawa,

Ottawa, Baloton, Minnesota, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, wherever you're watching Oklahoma City.

We are so glad that you tuned in with us tonight. My name is Josiah. I have the privilege

of serving on staff here at the porch, and I get to oversee our volunteer leaders. And listen,

if you're ready to, like, man, if you want to go hard after Jesus, uh, man, you want to change the

world. Listen, I encourage you to come find me tonight at the front of the stage, or you can just

go back to eight to five minutes and be average. Oh, man, someone that just hurt and I just offended

everybody in the room that had eight to five dollars. Listen, I'm playing. I'm playing, but for real,

if you ready to go all in with Jesus, hey, and you're looking for a place to serve, now I would love

to talk with you tonight. Well, hey, as we get going and I'd like to share with y'all this meme going

around, I'm sure you've heard it. It's this meme. How it started versus how it's going. How it

started versus how it's going, right? And, uh, and so, man, I've been off the grid for a few months,

mainly because of what I'm about to talk about tonight. So I haven't really been on social media,

but I was preparing for this talk. Some friends of mine showed me this meme and showed me what was

happening. And so I just thought I'd share with you my top five. Here we go. Here are my five, my

favorites. Lunchables. Man, I don't know what you're talking about. Lunchables for life, baby. Come on.

Like, to the day I die, I'm still on that train. Next one.

Let's just funny, because some of it is true, right? Some of it is true. Maybe it's because your name

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