Okay, but was the dick big?

Yes, and he was big.

See, and when a guy has a big dick, you can get away with a lot.

You can be mid-ugly.

That's where big dick energy came from.

Exactly.

That's why big dick energy came from. This podcast is a dear media production.

Hi guys.

Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.

And welcome to 2026.

Happy New Year, guys.

We made it.

We did it. A whole other year. Raina. I am not wearing earrings and I'm so naked. I hate this. It's like the one thing I cannot stand to forget. I don't even want to look at you. I'm disgusted. I got new earrings for Christmas. Like, I just, how did I forget? I five rings on. The nails were worse that day though.

When they were crying.

At least you could brush your hair. If you're watching, I am still having gold nails into the new year.

We're recording obviously before the year ends, but Julietta can't come till next week. So I am entering the year with these nails, and I feel like that's a bad omen. You also told me yesterday you haven't got a pedicure in two months, which is crazy. Randolph was you always, you always pull this shit. New Year, same you. I haven't gotten one about six weeks, and I am starting to enter French manicure. In the winter, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Well, you sleep next to somebody every night. I don't. My toenails are so long. The fact that you said that, I scratched it with my toenail the other night. Okay, you were clipping your toenails on the floor the other day in your parents out. Is everyone, what is actually happening? She's so brave. This is I were starting the year. No, I wanted to borrow the clippers because my toenails, my family makes fun to me for how long my toenails are, like, frequently. I put a paper towel down. Yes. You put a paper towel down.

Yeah. But there's like a lot of, your parents have a lot of pets. And I was like, someone's going to eat that. So it reminds me of that my dad had three really funny jokes during COVID, one a month when I lived with them in 2020. And one of the funniest was he was clipping his toenails in the living room. I don't think he had a paper towel down.

And I go, are those your toenails?

Are you clipping his toenails in the living room. I don't think he had a paper

towel down. And I'd go, are those your toenails? Are you clipping your toenails right now? He goes, yeah, do you want them? And it was so funny. I said, you're just like, your toenail clippings are flying everywhere. He was like, yeah, do you want them? I was like, all right. Your dad is so funny. to go back to the city.

So,

so funny.

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