Hello and welcome to very amusing your one stop shop for the stories, secrets and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel and I'm a little hesitant to admit this, but I watched Labyrinth for

the first time this weekend.

And what a trip!

I mean, on one hand humiliating that it took me this long, but on another, I thankfully

had a childhood completely unmarried by this film.

I just didn't really see movies growing up.

I think I've mentioned it on here, but I still to this date don't really even know why.

I mean, blame my mom.

I'm just gonna blame her for it.

Who you will be hearing from in rare form at the end of this episode, so stay tuned.

I never, never saw Labyrinth, never saw Labyrinth, and it finally happened for me and...

Oh my gosh, I texted one of my friends...

Well, a whole group chat about them.

Because Labyrinth somehow came up the day after I watched it, okay, strange.

And I...

Confessed that I had not seen it.

And they asked me what I thought.

And I honestly, my reaction is just because you can't, doesn't mean you should.

I just enjoyed it, but also...

Why?

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