With teeth, like you can fall.

Your kid, your newborn can, and it's happened 100,000 times, which is why I say it,

pop his head up and hit you right in the bottom of the chin and smash your veneers.

You know, some people like drinking out of glass bottles, the amount of glass bottles that

have just tinged the front tooth.

I mean, I could give you a million examples.

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That's cute. Having a lot of dental work as a child, I really do appreciate a smile that's just not even perfect in terms of like the teeth lining up, but like perfect for someone's face. Does that make sense?

Totally. And I think, you know, being here in L.A., Los Angeles, Hollywood, that Julia Roberts smile.

Oh, God, Julie Roberts. And that's the thing. Julia Roberts does not have perfect teeth.

Right. Like, if you asked any dentist, they probably would not be using Julia Roberts as like the example of perfect teeth. That's true.

But she has an incredible smile that works for her face.

Exactly. Because they are unique to her. You cannot just cut Julie Roberts' teeth out and put it on me.

It would not look right. But we do appreciate that Hollywood smile. There's a Hollywood smile.

And I feel like that's evolved. Like,

I'm trying to imagine if, like, a fully veneered Julia Roberts would not be as charming. You

know what I'm saying? Totally. If she had perfect, all aligned, perfectly symmetrical teeth,

like some of these celebrities are getting lately getting lately like it just wouldn't be as

charming and cute and like loving like I was so bummed when Dakota Johnson filled in her gap

oh I know I was going to say like jewel remember jewel's teeth yes perfect for jewel perfect for

you know what I'm saying listen we understand that dental care in this country, it's effing expensive.

It is totally a privilege.

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