How The Beaver Came To Canada/President Worm (feat. Claire Danes)

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

When a conspiracy theorist (Claire Danes) boards their ship, the Story Pirates must convince her they are not from outer space. Featuring two new stories: ‘How The Beaver Came To Canada,’ a Joni Mitchell-inspired folk song about a beaver who takes to the friendly skies, by a 4 year old from Canada named Maytal, and ‘President Worm,’ a funky ode to the nation’s first flying leader, by Oliver, an 11 year old from the UK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to UFOs Are Real and I'm going to find them with conspiracy Montgomery.
0:07.8	I'm conspiracy Montgomery.
0:09.7	I think UFOs are real and yeah, I'm going to find them.
0:14.1	If you've been following along at home, you know that for weeks now I've been tracking
0:18.5	an unidentified flying ship that I believe is from outer space.
0:23.1	I've been up in my stealthicopter flying above a ship at a safe distance and I was able
0:28.0	to secure this haunting recording of what I think is the first recorded extraterrestrial
0:34.2	conversation.
0:36.4	Take a listen.
0:37.4	Hey, what's so funny?
0:38.4	Peter just locked his own door so hard that chocolate bill came out of his nose.
0:46.8	I like it.
0:47.8	You're so funny.
0:48.8	You're so disgusting.
0:49.8	Thank you very much.
0:52.8	There's no way the sounds you just heard were made by humans.
0:56.8	This could never be that silly and ridiculous.
1:00.9	Clearly, these creatures are hyper intelligent beings and we simply cannot comprehend their
1:06.4	methods of communication.
1:09.0	The consequences of such a recording could be tremendous.
1:13.4	What's this?
1:14.9	I'm detecting a radio frequency from the ship.
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