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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. I am back in New York and joined by a now two-time guest co-hosts, founder, culture reporter, Features writer, which I'm not entirely sure what that means. It's Susie Weiss. Hey, Susie

We're here. Thank you for having me. Welcome home. I was straight today. And it was curly the last

time you were here. And I was so, I loved your curly hair. I'm like, look at this girl with her curly hair. Oh, she's got panache. Wait, that's very interesting because the curly hair. Now I know There's a story behind it.

It was a train wreck and I was at the dry bar and I was like six minutes late and it was one of those things where it's like the system won't let me our corporate policy.

And I was at the dry bar and I was like six minutes late and it was one of those

things where it's like the system won't let me our corporate pasta. And I was like the system. I'm like, I see the blow dryer. Just do it. And it was just at the end of a long, freaky weekend. And I cried hysterically and they ended up doing curly hair, which I hated, but you loved it. And it caught me back here. That's what matters. It was my clue for you today. I remember being so,

like, taken by your hair.

Is it funny how man plans and God laughs? Isn't it? And I feel like you're here again because of your curly hair. Thank you. Okay, well, now I feel like self-conscious of my... No, no, no. No, no. Now you're blowout, you're Brigitte Bardot. Like, you're so fabulous.

Like, I have a blowout, too.

We're just girls with blowouts.

We're just girls with...

It's like I look at the Mormon.

Wives.

Why? Brigitte Bardot. Like, you're so fabulous. Like, I have a blowout, too. We're just girls with blowouts.

We're just girls with that. It's like I look at the Mormon wives and they all have the like beach waves. The Utah hair. Except and maybe this is New York hair. One thousand percent. I love that analysis. their hair is very like it's kind of the prototype of the women women that they are and this is

very New York blowout like we're so busy we had to get our hair blown out and we won't wash it Their hair is very, like, it's kind of the prototype of the women, women that they are.

And this is very New York blowout.

Like, we're so busy.

We have to get our hair blown out and we won't wash it for a week.

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