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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

"How Not To Make New Friends as an Adult" feat. Matt Bellassai and Yamaneika Saunders

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, Jordan and Michelle kiki with comedian/writer, Matt Bellassai and actor/comedian, Yamaneika Saunders. Michelle discovers why Jordan *actually* enjoys his online exercise videos, Matt explains why an unscheduled FaceTime when dating is a red flag, while Yamaneika shares a cautionary tale about flying direct from Fort Lauderdale to Newark.

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0:00.0

It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.

0:04.4

For many, it's their biggest fear.

0:06.4

I'm Marissa Jones, host of The Vanished.

0:08.9

A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases

0:13.6

in an effort to uncover the truth.

0:15.8

Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:20.4

If I ever do have time to watch porn, I'm always going to look at a woman that looks like

0:24.4

my go-away. So that's what it looks like. Too much.

0:30.9

Hey. Too much or not enough.

0:32.5

It brings this closer.

0:45.6

What's up everybody? Welcome to Adolting. I'm your host Michelle Futel,

0:50.3

Jordan Carlos. Now you know, no. I'm excited. I'm excited.

0:58.1

I've been trying to work out, friend. Yeah.

1:00.1

Yeah, because I'm writing a show and every time I write a sexy, and I'm like, let's add some cardio

1:04.0

to the mix of like, wear them teeth and whitening strips.

1:09.1

Like, you know, um, yeah, get the teeth right now. Get the body right. Get the teeth right.

1:12.8

What are you been doing? Yeah, I'm doing some overall bullshit and then also the peloton and then

1:18.1

like long dog walks and then also just trying to get that upper body strength going.

1:23.1

Yeah. I just got a jump rope. And what you can use that as a talk.

1:29.8

Those are your words. All right. So is it, are you double dutching it?

1:33.2

Or what you're doing? Because that can get you in shape.

1:35.1

You double dutch. Double dutching it. No, I'm already married to a Dutch guy. I think

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