How It Feels to Fall for a Boy for the First Time

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Did someone order an episode of Love, Victor? This week, we’re talking our first gay romances. Joe met a boy at the Met and spent the summer in museum corners, on crowded trains, on dates that felt like a movie. Andrew kissed someone under fireworks and fell into weeks of new friends, nights at Stonewall, rose petals, the works. It was tender. It was formative. It was a little embarrassing in retrospect. New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST on Patreon. No filter. No notes. No pants (optional): https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Joe’s Chase Sapphire referral link: https://www.referyourchasecard.com/19t/Z5YLLGK01K Click it and earn points. He’s serious. This is not an ad. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmonson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/ https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So it's late August.
0:02.0	I'm what? I'm 21 years old.
0:06.0	You are what, give us attributes.
0:10.0	You wanted to talk about that I was thin and skinny.
0:13.0	Thin'n, skinny.
0:15.0	I am tan, I'm sun-kissed.
0:18.0	I had just gotten back from a trip with my family down, down the shore,
0:22.9	down the coast. Yeah. I spent some time in a few places, I think, including Florida. But I don't
0:29.7	know what we did in Florida. But I'm not really sure what we did in Florida. Besides getting
0:34.9	sun-kissed. Besides getting sun-kissed and sun-. In my hair. My hair is a coppery brass. I had taken the Amtrak back up north. Oh. I had just watched Call Me By Your Name. And you said I need to get my hands on a peach stack. I hadn't seen Call Me By Your Name. You haven't? It didn't come out yet. It didn't come out yet in this story, actually. Oh, you were lying. I had just read, Call Me By Your Name. Oh, different. I was reading it on the Amtrak. And I hate to interrupt your story. Did it have the same effect on you, the book that it did in the movie? I didn't finish the book. I had just been reading.
1:12.4	But that movie finished you.
1:14.2	That movie finished me.
1:15.1	And cannibalism, groomer shit aside, like both in real life and in the movie, like,
1:21.2	I need to rewatch it soon.
1:24.4	I can't.
1:25.4	Because I can't afford to go to Europe.
1:44.6	And I can't watch that movie and not be going to Europe. So let's just enjoy our time without it. But again, we've lost sight. A lot of girls are traveling to Europe. There'll be in Ireland. And they're saying, call me by your name, Summer. Yes. My girls have to see. You're talking about one specific gay guy. Pissed you off two years ago.
1:44.9	Yeah.
1:45.9	And you're still mad.
1:48.9	And he was speaking about gay men from years ago. So it's summer and I, um, I'd been on the apps for a while at this point.
1:55.7	And, um, a breaking point was coming.
1:59.3	You know, a breaking point was coming.
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