How I Went From Criminal To Stand-Up Comedian | Ep 28
The Connect- with Johnny Mitchell
Johnny Mitchell
4.3 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What I've dedicated my life to is revenge. |
| 0:04.7 | A brand new drama based on the bestselling novel. |
| 0:07.5 | They think they're better than us. |
| 0:08.5 | Who do you think you are? |
| 0:09.8 | I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. |
| 0:11.5 | She's punishing me. |
| 0:13.0 | You destroyed my family. |
| 0:14.3 | I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. |
| 0:17.0 | A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. |
| 0:20.1 | Until that moment, I was so selfish that I still felt like a victim. |
| 0:25.5 | Like, I felt like somebody had done this to me. |
| 0:28.1 | But as I stood there with my father crying into my shoulder, I realized I wasn't the only one who had done time. |
| 0:35.4 | My parents emotionally were locked up in there with me. That's when I see lights behind me start to flash. And I didn't even think. I just hit it. I was driving like my life depended on. Then I parked the car, hopped out, closed the door, and I started running. And he pulls out a burner, shank. It's like six inches. And then passes it to me. And he goes, here, that's yours. |
| 0:54.8 | Don't ever leave the cell block without this. Here's the reason I made it out of that place alive. |
| 1:02.0 | What's up, everybody? Welcome back to The Connect. My name is Johnny Mitchell. You know what to do. |
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| 1:23.3 | All right, let's get into the episode. It's been said that you only do two days in prison. |
| 1:31.4 | The first day you go in and the last day. Well, that is true. The hardest part about being incarcerated is going in. That absolutely is the worst part about prison, kind of obviously, right? |
| 1:35.5 | It's the first day that you go in. |
| 1:37.6 | It's the intake, the humiliation of going through the bureaucracy and being shackled and brought to court, |
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