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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

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🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Jason is Back on the Show!

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0:00.0	Bum, bamb, bamb, bamp, bamp, bop bomb, bamb, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.
0:10.0	Hello to the members of the nation. We greet you with elation, because we have a brand new show for you.
0:19.0	With all that stuff we do
0:21.3	Drugs addiction and some dumb shit
0:23.8	So grab a chair and come sit and listen to the show
0:27.9	It's to be Wednesday
0:29.3	It's to be Wednesday Toopi, dopi do, do, do, be doppy do
0:43.3	Doopi do poe dope doopi doi dope do
0:46.3	Dopey dope doi dopey do
0:48.3	It's dopey Wednesday
0:50.3	It's Toebe Wednesday
0:53.3	It's to be Wednesday. It's to be Wednesday. It's to be Wednesday.
0:57.0	It's dopey Wednesday.
1:01.1	Hello and welcome to another episode of the Wednesday dose of dopey on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.
1:11.9	My name is Dave.
1:13.5	Can you hear the fish tank in here?
1:17.5	I'm in my office in Long Island, on Long Island.
1:22.0	My office is such a fucking disaster.
1:24.8	My family uses it as a garbage dump.
1:29.7	So I'm just surrounded by wreckage because I never get time to clean it. I don't know. It's quite the lifestyle. Just had a
1:37.5	delicious smoothie. Got Nora, delicious asaiable. Are you guys into assaibals? I don't love them. I don't love
1:45.5	sIE, but it's supposedly some kind of super fruit. I hope you guys are doing well.
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