“How I eat tuna fish”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about condiments, and also about the final day of the NFL regular season - including a curious move by Eagles head coach Doug Pederson. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk more NFL and also about Northwestern’s impressive win in the Citrus Bowl. Sports Illustrated’s Pat Forde phones in to talk about Ohio State’s upset of Clemson and he previews their championship game match with Alabama, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Norwegian Soft Kitten “Sunshine on Lava” ; “Ohio Dreams” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Previously on the Tony Cornizer show.
0:06.0	Wisconsin wins the vaunted Duke's Mayo Bowl 4828.
0:11.0	And then the celebration afterwards, they dropped, it's one of those crystal trophies in
0:16.0	the shape of a football.
0:17.0	They dropped it and it smashed into a thousand pieces.
0:21.0	They later claimed to have fixed it by attaching a tub of Duke's mayonnaise on top of the base
0:26.5	of the trophy.
0:27.5	But this is what I was going to ask today.
0:29.5	Do 28 ounces.
0:30.5	Yeah, did they coat the thing in mayonnaise so that nobody could have held it?
0:35.5	You got yourself a salad now.
0:37.5	Yeah, I swear.
0:38.5	Yeah, glass salad.
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:43.5	The Tony Cornizer show is on now.
0:47.5	So that was the first time I'd ever heard of Duke's mayonnaise.
0:51.5	I didn't know of it at all.
0:52.5	I know what Helmens is and I just assumed all mayonnaise was Helmens.
0:56.5	And then as Michael knows, because you were here, I was looking through the pantry.
1:01.5	And we have an unopened jar.
1:03.5	God knows if it's expired or not.
1:05.5	But we have an unopened jar of Duke's mayonnaise.
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