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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

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If you're new to this, allow me just a moment to explain what you've been missing.

This is the radio equivalent of those newspaper columns, the notes and queries, the Q&As, and yet it's so much more than that.

It's also very funny, even though I say so myself.

It's not down to me that it's funny.

It gets into the iTunes top ten comedy podcasts on a regular basis this hour of radio,

so you don't have to take my word

for it. You can let those statistics do the talking. What I need from you is a whole heap of

questions. Anything you want. A who, a why, a where, a when, a whither, a wherefore, a wens.

Can't think of any more interrogative pronouns. Give me a second.

Or a what? 035- oh nine seven three is the number

you need to ring if you want to get your question on the board remember it goes bonkers it goes a bit

nuts um at this point in proceeding so what i'll do is give you a heads up when when uh are sort of minor lulls

in the furious reactions of my switchboard.

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