How Does He Warn Women About *This* Issue?
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🗓️ 20 September 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. |
| 0:01.8 | All right, here is your kid warning. |
| 0:04.3 | If your cruise in or out of the kids in the car, we're going to talk about the parts |
| 0:07.0 | that are south of the border. |
| 0:08.4 | Here we go. |
| 0:09.4 | Are knees? |
| 0:10.4 | North? |
| 0:11.4 | Are thighs? |
| 0:12.4 | North? |
| 0:13.4 | Are belly buttons? |
| 0:14.4 | South. |
| 0:15.4 | You're getting warmer? |
| 0:16.4 | So we used to call these like sexual disclaimers. |
| 0:24.5 | Remember what you used to do this where we'd have people call up and go, okay, is this |
| 0:28.9 | something that I need to disclose to somebody that before I get naked with them? |
| 0:34.6 | So new disclosures or new disclaimers or was it sexual disclaimers? |
| 0:37.8 | I guess it was new. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah, naked disclaimers, right? |
| 0:40.8 | So like, dude, we'll call up and go, hey, I'm uncircumcised. |
| 0:44.4 | Do I need to tell her that before we get naked because she might be shocked by that? |
| 0:49.8 | And we had a woman call that was purple. |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah. |
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