Three to one, three to one, three to one.

Okay.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today as they announced that snow is coming down.

I ask the question, are they just doing a bit of scaremongering again so that we'll sort of get out there and fill the car up with Petra?

They're filthy at the moment of the cars.

I think there should be car washers on every corner in this country.

Wait a minute, there are carers on every corner in this country. Wait a minute, there are car washers on every corner of this country. And I do like having

the car washed. It's so much easier. You know, remember on a Sunday you'd get out there with your

bucket of soapy water and you'd pull it on, you know, around the car. Now, you get three people

with sort of jet washes doing the first bit of the car, then 10 people come and dried off. And it's brilliant. It's absolutely brilliant. But I mean, you could do it on a daily basis, because the

cars are looking absolutely filthy. So I might today actually going get the car washed. That's the

theory behind it. That's the theory. Whether it works, I do not know. I do not know. Anyway, it's nice heavy company. Thank you for, you know, we're on Freeview now. I did mention we were on Freeview. Did I mention we were on Freeview? It only came

through the other day and we've had no end of people saying, are you sure you're on Freeview?

Absolutely. Channel 732, we're on Freeview. So there's no excuse now. No excuse for not listening to the programme at all, because now you could, you know, all those people who're saying, oh, no, no, no, I don't give anything at... I don't give anything up for Lent. Perhaps I should, Faye.

Perhaps I should do things like that, but I tend not to. I don't know why. I mean, I'm not a

particularly religious person, and the idea of actually going without food, leaves me cold, I'm

afraid. Jane says Perez to win, the most entertaining housemate ever.

Yes, I mean, I agree with you.

And, you know, and who's interested in silly old Calumbest?

Who cares about Calumbest?

A failed old Lothario, an old man who hangs around with younger girls,

because people his own age are intellectually far better than he ever could be, I'm afraid.

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