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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

How Do I Tell My Parents I Want to Spend the Holidays Alone? feat. Sydnee Washington

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Sound ALL the air horns!!! Jordan + Michelle are back and LIVE AF at Brooklyn’s Bell House, and this week they welcome to the stage actor / comedian / friend of the pod, Sydnee Washington. Michelle receives a full-on flower shower when she arrives fresh with not one but SEVEN NAACP nominations, Jordan shares hilarious / unsettling moments from a recent trip to Charleston (it was giving "Get Out," but those shrimp and grits tho!), and Sydnee revisits her twenties (literally last week!) to pluck a few gems of wisdom and realness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:03.2

Adulting is hard, but it doesn't have to be impossible.

0:09.2

If you want to hear more about ways you can actually live your best life,

0:12.3

check out how to be a better human.

0:14.2

Each week comedian Chris Duffy sits down with an expert

0:16.6

to talk about the realistic and often unexpected ways

0:18.8

you could improve your life.

0:20.1

This season on how to be a better human,

0:21.9

learn how thinking about death can actually make your life happier,

0:24.8

why it's never too late to make a change and more.

0:27.3

Find how to be a better human wherever you get your podcasts.

0:31.4

What's up everybody? Welcome to adulting. I'm Michelle B.

0:34.0

That's Jordan Carlos.

0:35.0

You know what it is.

0:38.0

Do you?

0:39.0

You will soon if you don't. Oh. I'm very excited. What's going on friend? Oh my goodness so many things are going on

1:00.9

but you know what I love? I love that this episode is a live show yes I miss

1:06.3

performing with you the energy I miss performing with you I miss having rosé in the green

1:11.6

room before a little rose on green like let's go you know what I'm saying and

1:15.7

we have a little crudite and I don't know about you but this is how I take my rosé and a lot of people

1:19.7

want to judge me another people want to join the party because it is what the fuck it is a big old

1:24.1

cup I don't want a little wine cup I want like a big old cup that you might get like

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