How Did Your Parents MANIPULATE You to Make Parenting EASIER?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 8 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | How did your parents manipulate you to make parenting easier? |
| 0:04.0 | When I was young, my parents bought home this very fancy maple syrup from Toronto, |
| 0:09.0 | and I fell in love with it. |
| 0:11.0 | We used it a few times, and then they told me it had run out, so we were using a normal version like Aunt Jemima's or something. |
| 0:17.0 | Apparently, I threw a temper tantrum. |
| 0:20.0 | From then on, I'd be a little monster if we didn't |
| 0:22.6 | use the expense of syrup. Today we made waffles while I was visiting home for a week and my mom |
| 0:27.6 | mentioned how she had just put Aunt Jemima's back into the fancy maple syrup bottle and how I'd always say |
| 0:33.0 | something like, see, mum, I can taste the difference. For ten years, my parents have been laughing at my |
| 0:39.2 | jerkishness. When I was a kid, we'd take long family trips to Ohio to visit my grandparents. |
| 0:45.7 | I absolutely loved these trips. My grandparents had all sorts of cool stuff in the house, |
| 0:50.1 | two big apple trees in the front yard, and they lived next to a train track. My grandpa also loved |
| 0:55.3 | Golden Graham's. Every time my brothers and I would visit, he'd open his cupboard to reveal |
| 0:59.7 | four or five boxes of Golden Graham's, explaining how much he loved them and that he got extra |
| 1:04.4 | boxes just because we were visiting. I always thought it was so cool that my grandpa, who was, you know, |
| 1:09.8 | old, had the same favorite |
| 1:11.5 | cereal as me. |
| 1:12.9 | I'd always feast on cereal every time we went to visit. |
| 1:15.9 | Of course, years after he died, I was relating this story to someone, and the obvious dawned |
| 1:20.6 | on me. |
| 1:21.3 | Later I asked my mother if grandpa even liked Galton Graham's, and she got this big smile on her |
| 1:26.2 | face, looked a little sad, and said, |
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