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Am I the Genius?

How Did You Survive Your 'FINAL DESTINATION' Moment?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

How did you survive your final destination moment? When I was around seven, I almost fell into the

0:07.4

septic system in my yard. The access point was opened and I didn't see it until my leg was

0:12.6

dangling into a pit of number two. The event scared me so badly that for at least two months,

0:18.0

I didn't go into my yard. I was working at Walmart on the maintenance

0:22.9

crew overnight. There was a blocked drain near the deli, and I had to dump some clog remover into it.

0:28.9

No big deal. I walked up and found that someone had jammed a wet floor sign into the drain gate.

0:34.5

So I yanked it out, didn't know if the clog remover would bleach it or something, and in pulling out the sign, I also moved the drain gate. So I yanked it out, didn't know if the clog remover would bleach it or something,

0:38.3

and in pulling out the sign, I also moved the drain cover. I dumped in about a gallon of the stuff,

0:44.5

that's what they told me to do, and I figured that was that. I took off my gloves, tossed them into

0:49.4

the trash can near me, and then I noticed the grate was shifted. With a lack of sense, because I was a teenager

0:56.1

after all, I put my hand into the water and moved the drain back into place. No big deal, I just

1:02.4

saved everyone's loose change from falling into the drain. I walked into the back and was doing

1:07.8

something else for a bit, and kind of noticed my hand was sort of itchy.

1:12.6

I have eczema, so being itchy was nothing new. I went on to grab a broom with the hand that

1:17.8

I'd put in the drain and the broom stung my hand. I look all over the broom and nothing was sharp,

1:23.2

so I took a look at my hand. My hand was turning deep red all over. My nails were deep yellow and floppy. I was covered in red bumps and there was a black patch forming on top of my hand. I thought it was some massive allergic reaction, so I took some Benadryl and went to find the manager. The manager was nowhere to be found. He was an alcoholic who would sleep off hangovers in the meeting room, so I went to a friend of mine that was also on the maintenance team. He screamed. Not the reaction I was hoping for. He damn near dragged me into the bathroom and told me to turn on the forcet and keep my hand under it. So I did. He runs out like he's on a mission, then comes back in with the manager.

2:02.4

I chat with the manager for a bit and get sent to the hospital. Apparently, it wasn't an

2:07.1

allergic reaction. The doctor told me it was the natural reaction of someone's skin to industrial

2:12.8

strength drain cleaner. My skin was developing a massive chemical burn, and if I'd let it go or not

2:19.0

noticed it as soon as I did, it could have burned through my skin, into my blood, and laid me out.

2:25.1

I fell almost 200 feet off a mountain in Colorado. The narrator would like to note that the individual

2:31.1

who submitted this very short story is called Mountain Lover.

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