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🗓️ 24 August 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | I joined the National Guard. If you try the Florida Guard, you get free college. |
0:02.6 | But what I didn't know that we did is I didn't know that we deployed overseas to Iraq. |
0:06.5 | Oh no, you got a free holiday to Iraq. |
0:08.7 | Next thing I know, I'm an arena tour with party next door. |
0:11.5 | That was... |
0:13.1 | Wow. |
0:13.7 | Wait, I watched the show you actually dated her. |
0:15.7 | I was in love with this person. |
0:16.7 | We got massive tattoos, everything. |
0:17.9 | You're lying. Can I see the tattoo? |
0:19.2 | Yeah. |
0:20.0 | Oh, lightning bolt. |
0:21.0 | I always want to be positive. |
0:22.4 | But apparently lightning bolt charges negative. |
0:24.2 | Um, but yeah, no, you know about the Taliban? |
0:26.8 | I'm not big fans of them. |
0:27.9 | Oh, what's your next big goal? |
0:29.5 | Spread love. |
0:30.4 | Spread love. |
0:30.9 | No STDs. |
0:32.4 | Okay. |
0:33.2 | What's going on, you little sausages? |
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