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How Bangs Profits Went Flat | Corporate Casket

iilluminaughtii

Blair Zoń

Documentary, Education, Business, Society & Culture

4.4961 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Go to http://functionofbeauty.com/casket to get 20% off your first order when you subscribe. Welcome to the Corporate Casket, a semiweekly series where bad businesses go to die. We will discuss any and everything from bad charities, terrible CEOs, and businesses that have a lot to hide. Bang Energy, for a short period of time, was synonymous with the picture-perfect healthy lifestyle. Its outlandish health claims had everyone jumping at the opportunity to try a can, hoping it could improve their exercise capabilities and brain function. Sold by one of the most eccentric owners the world has ever seen, Bang quickly became a cultural phenomenon. But, their overwhelming success would prove short-lived when they ran headfirst into an insurmountable amount of lawsuits. By the end, it was just too much for them to handle, now, the company is holding on by a string. Connect with me: https://linktr.ee/iilluminaughtii Sources: https://justpaste.it/36j37 Writers/Researchers/Helpers: Jess Hubbert This episode was edited and mixed by: @GThomasCraig Album cover art created by: Betsy Primes Intro Song Credits: Last to Fall- Will Van De Crommert Outro Song Credits: Sacred and Profane- Nicholas Rowe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Every gym rat knows that nutrients, dedication, and a good workout are vital to hitting your gym dreams.

0:12.2

Maybe that is a protein powder. Maybe that's a good breakfast. Or hey, maybe a good energy drink.

0:18.0

But with what seems like a million options out in the world, how will you ever choose? Well, have no fear because

0:25.8

bang energy is here.

0:27.0

Doubt it as the energy drink to end all energy drinks, Bang came

0:36.9

blasting into the scene with high energy social media and posts full of claims to

0:41.4

make anyone swoon.

0:43.4

Gone were the days of a quick blast of energy

0:45.7

followed by horrific crashes.

0:47.7

Bang would never make you feel that way.

0:50.1

They advertise themselves as the no sugar solution to your wildest dreams.

0:54.8

Just one quick swig and you're ready to take over the world.

0:58.0

But one of the best parts about Bang?

1:00.8

Well, they had a new special, never before seen ingredient that was sure to make your

1:05.5

workout the best you ever had. Sure, you have probably heard of creatine before.

1:10.8

It's basically in every pre-workout you've ever tried in your life. But Bang,

1:15.8

Bang had something different. It was super creatine. Their patented special ingredient was supposedly

1:22.0

proven to make your workouts last longer and your muscles bigger

1:25.6

no strings attached.

1:26.9

Of super creatin, which is a compound that I chemically engineered and patented.

1:33.2

This was the drink of dreams,

1:34.8

and practically every gym owner

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