Do you want to hate me even more than you already do?

Cool! And what are I talking about, well, I for one would love to see

Shane McMahon in AEW, but look, it's only because I'm Dr. Robotnick,

and I love Chaos, and I say it's all the the time one day I'm going to be dead so

if wrestling can inject enough madness into my veins every day I can work up and

go this is so stupid I'm gonna be a pretty happy guy.

So let's break it down about how E.W. could or should or maybe we'll do this if it does,

we'll go ahead.

And I'm actually going to go against the grain to begin.

I don't think it should be a surprise.

Like, A. W. has done loads of surprises over the last few months and over the last few years.

And even when that picture of Tony Khan and Shane McMahon leaked out, it's not like all of

a sudden loads of people ran to dynamite to see what was going to happen just because we had a tease.

I think this is one where you have to look right down the lens and say,

damn it, Shane McMahon is going to be here on Wednesday.

Many can even do the all-leaf graphic if you do want, who even cares if a short-term deal,

the whole point there is to get some attention on all of this, and you could even have a press conference.

When was the last time we saw that?

Like Shayno, doesn't have to be at the press conference,

but you could just have people walking in

like it's poochi from the Simpsons saying,

well, man, he's not here right now,

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