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The Open University, the future is open. Greetings, Lister, dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew. And should old acquaintance be forgot? No, no they absolutely shouldn't

not today because this is our New Year's Eve special episode house meeting and we are having an end of decade party right here in your

ear canal yes we're gonna be blowing a party blower straight in straight down the

funnel of it and we put the funnel of your ear. Yeah, straight out the follow of your e-conel.

Party popper, I mean right into your wax.

We're going to wax and party poppers right into your

cochlear? Oh! We can only apologize for that. But it is, tis the season. and there is a punch bowl in your earlobe I wish I hadn't

started that sentence there's a punch bowl in your flesh tunnel

thanks for getting that flesh tunnel by the way.

This punch tastes a bit.

Finally, the flesh tunnel has paid off.

Thank you, listener dear.

Thank you. Thank you.

Would you ever get a flesh tunnel?

No, sir.

The 20s.

Now the 20s are kicking.

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