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🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
0:04.3 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, |
0:58.5 | here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
1:00.5 | This is the world famous K. Rock. Welcome to Summer Hours, |
1:06.0 | Klein Alley Show, K. Rock. Home of the Klein Alley Show, endless summer barbecue with Royal Otis, and potentially a carbecue if we decide to blow up Jake's car to say goodbye to summer, or maybe it's kind of like one of those, if Vanessa sees her shadow, we get two more weeks or two more months of summer. One of those things, because summer doesn't need to necessarily end just because school has begun. |
1:28.5 | Well, and people love endless things. Think of the postables. |
1:31.0 | Oh, they love endless postables. Everyone loves endless things. |
1:33.8 | Bottomless mimosa's. So let's go ahead and let summer continue. We earned it. You get to come to the party and we'll keep giving away tickets until we fill it up. |
1:42.5 | Royal Otis and us and you and you and fun and drinking and barbecue |
1:46.3 | what more could you ask for except for possibly access to the k rock private show with kj |
1:51.8 | elephant happening at the l ray we've got tickets for you right now call it 20 800 520107 we not only |
1:58.6 | get you into that show but we also put you on a standby list so you could potentially go fly to New York City and see them with Oasis. That'll be a once-in-a-l-time opportunity. Yeah, but we'll be there at the L-ray. Oh, we are? We got invited to that too? Wow. I know. Weird, right? Amazing. So anyway, call it 20 right now. Give us a call. This hour, lots to get to. We got a petty claims court. Got some clickbait. And hopefully we catch our breaths eventually. Man. |
2:25.0 | It is highly problematic that you and I are so rattled by this entire thing. But we did run our share. |
2:33.0 | Ali crunched the numbers and four of us did complete the mile. It did take four adults to do it. Jake, Ali wants to reveal to you exactly how little you ran. And you are a D1 track star, supposedly. I had sandals on. I thought you went barefoot on the treadmill. Yeah, but I started with sandals. That's your own fault. You knew we were doing this, but Allie claims you ran less than a tenth of a mile. |
2:54.5 | No. went barefoot on the treadmill. And I start with sandals. That's your own fault. You knew we were doing this, but Allie claims you ran less than a tenth of a mile. |
2:55.5 | No way. |
2:59.4 | You ran, so each of us would have had to complete a quarter of a mile. |
3:00.0 | That was the goal. |
3:04.2 | When I got on the treadmill, it was at 0.17 miles. |
3:07.6 | So you ran 0.17 miles. |
3:24.1 | Then Klein and I both ran exactly 0.25. No more. We did exactly our share. That's no grit right there. That's how we work. That's exactly what's needed. Not an ounce more, not a minute more. And I was, you don't know if you saw I'm bleeding. My knee's bleeding now and I almost threw up a few times. And then Johnny brought it home and ran 0.33 miles in two minutes. So he picked up Jake's slack. What are they supposed to do? You guys all gave me a hard time for grooming that young boy, but look at him now. Thank you, Klein. You're welcome. You got us a party with Royal Otis. That's right. groom your ass all the way to the stage for Royal Otis. You better believe it. No, you're not pulled that clip. |
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