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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K. Rock. Oh yeah, welcome to your K Rocks is up to 10 o'clock on a Tuesday with Klein Alley's show.
0:38.2	Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more or finding us accidentally or attempting to get back to your radio show you're supposed to be listening to right now, but you found us accidentally. well, good news, the time is exactly right, because we have access for you to join us at the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace of K-Rock.
0:53.7	This time, SocialD will be the band, In-N-Out will be the food, and it's going to be a great hang. Plus, we get your name on a standby boarding list for destination number 13, which sends you to Zurich, Switzerland, to potentially see Social D again. Ha-ha. Is your first Choice Station doing that? So there you have it. We got that for you coming up. I'll pick up call it 20 in just a moment. First though, Mary has been waiting on the phone for a while. Go ahead. Mary, you're on K. Rock. Hi. Hi. Welcome. I mean, not welcome. Sorry, I'm used to work. What do you do? What do you do when people call you at work yeah exactly so what
1:29.1	happens is I just wanted to say first I wanted to say my condolences to Jake and to let him know that
1:36.3	like I've heard his dating experience everything and like life does get up and I think that he's a great
1:42.0	guy and he's funny and like he'll find the right person
1:45.3	and also when it comes to death like it never gets easy it just gets different yeah would you
1:52.2	like to date date uh Jake is that what you're saying oh I haven't I don't know what he looks like
1:59.2	but I don't think you want to date me. I'm crazy.
2:02.9	I would love to see this date now.
2:04.7	It's a blind date.
2:05.8	Are you single, Mary?
2:08.0	I am single.
2:09.1	And when you say you're crazy, like typical woman crazy or extra crazy?
2:15.8	I'm in my 40s, so I'm like perietamipausal, so I'm just moody.
2:19.6	Jake, is that a problem for you?
2:21.9	Oh, being moody?
2:23.3	Right.
2:24.2	Yes.
2:25.8	So you're rejecting this opportunity to potentially date someone?
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