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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Rude Trader Joe's Checker, El Cheapo and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous J. Rock.

0:35.3

I'm not going to say that B.F. Thursday has gone international alley,

0:38.3

but we've just received, because it's already dinner time in the UK, we've just received our first photo, tagged photo from a listener who listens to us on the other side of the pond, who said that they're having their weird European breakfast with beans. In Europe, in England, they have weird breakfast. They are celebrating a Dursday right now, so enjoy your breakfast for dinner.

0:57.5

And already a lot of thoughts on the goat line about how to take BF.

1:00.3

Dursday to the next level.

1:01.5

Petition for Fred Dursk of Limp Biscuit to start onboarding and trademarking BF Thursday.

1:08.8

He can patent some limp breakfast biscuits. And I know BF. Thursday is

1:14.7

Klein's business idea, but clearly Klein's not good with business or with ideas. That's right.

1:21.0

Not good with business or ideas, but potentially we give this to Fred Ders and others. Those are two

1:25.6

important things to be good at. Yeah, but you know what?

1:28.1

If you're not good at those things, just sit around here and you slog for a few years with your friends and or enemies.

1:33.7

And people don't know anymore if we're friends or enemies after yesterday.

1:36.6

Of course, we decided to rank who we like most and least on the show.

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