HOUR 4- Old People's Secrets, Meanest on the Show and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.R. It's a very strange thing that just happened here at K-Rock,
0:37.7	but what the hell?
0:38.1	Let's start a brand-new hour of the show.
0:39.4	Apologies to Soundgarden.
0:52.6	I'll finish it. Blackol's song. Won't you come? Won't you come? I have a feeling we'll get that song on at some other point today and make it worth your while. But you know what? It works out well for us because we're looking for caller 20 right now.
0:55.9	And even Soundgarden needs caller 20 right now at 800.
0:54.9	520-10. 1067 so we can get you on a standby boarding list to travel to
1:02.4	Mexico City and see Royal Otis. That was supposed to happen at 10 a.m. sharp and I guess they
1:08.3	didn't want to wait for Soundgarden to finish. So let's go ahead and accept your calls right now, get you on the standby boarding list. Lots to get to this hour. We will help you live forever with a brand new old people secret. If you would like the gift of eternal life, you're going to want to hear what the elderly community has to say. We will do that for you. And then we'll squeeze in a little bit of most least on the show.
1:27.9	I think today we're going to determine who is the meanest person on the show.
1:30.8	Oh, easy.
1:32.2	Yeah, I thought it was easy, too, to figure out the meanest.
1:34.5	I don't know why I didn't have a problem with meanest.
1:36.4	I've had problems with all the other ones as far as the rankings, funniest,
1:39.5	et cetera.
1:40.3	But meanest, that was really...
1:41.7	I had a problem to bottom three uh least mean i guess
1:46.0	i would agree that least mean was more challenging than meanest on the show because we're all
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