This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino

International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco,

Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous K. Rock. Call 20 looking for you right now at 800 5201067.

Get you on the standby boarding list so you can go see Tame and Pala in Paris, France.

That is destination number six if you're keeping track of K Rock's Mile High Club.

Already got to give away that trip earlier this morning to a very happy, very satisfied listener who is off to Mexico City

to see Royal Otis. And now you get the opportunity to go travel around the world and see some

of K-Rock's finest artists. And this time it's Tamanpaula and Paris, France. Definitely a longer

flight, but worth it. We would love to send you there right now. If you are a color 20, add your name to the standby boarding list. And just like that, you get to hopefully get a call back from us in about a week to tell you the good news. You're packing your bags and going to Pettus, France. This hour on the show, we will help you live forever with a brand new old people secret. Someone is apparently going to throw in the towel on their New Year's resolution,

and we'll do some Johnny Doesn't Know.

Lightning Round Question could score you a prize from Krak.

And, Ali, in mere moments, oh yes, mere, mere moments,

we will be giving you a little bit more about this story,

and this is an interesting one.

There's your tease for old people's secrets.

Made possible, they say, by their private nightly ritual.

It's very simple.

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