A little late, as in 10 minutes late.

It's a Cinco to 5-0, Tiki.

Cinco to 5-0 with Evan and Tiki on the fair.

I made a life decision and a career decision here because I have been...

How could I put this?

I have a cross-to-bear in life, Tiki.

Which is?

I have a friend here named Paul Rosenberg.

Okay.

Who oftentimes pulls the friendship card with me whenever I get a hosting opportunity.

And he feels like I don't throw to him enough, as in I never do, on the air.

Right.

And he always hits me with, well, you got your break because someone did that for you, which not exactly accurate, but it's his distorted version of the truth. And he sits there like a puppy dog every day and he's so, why couldn't I do the bridge shows? Why couldn't I do this? I'm not the program director, that's why. So I don't make those decisions. But one of the decisions I do make is who does... What do you have against dogs?

Yeah, puppy dog, by the way, is a compliment to him.

Dogs are the...

Teaky, cover your ears, please. Yes. Dogs are idiots. They're the dumbest animal. You're talking to someone, Tiki has a dog. They're dumb animals. They think every time you leave, they think you're gone for good. They're dummies.

Like, where am I going?

Like, every time they see you,

they think it's the first time they're idiots.

Yeah, Millie goes and sits by the back door just whining.

It's every time they see you, they think it's the first time they're idiots.

Yeah, Millie goes and sits by the back door just whining. It's every time Tracy leave. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Come back in 30 seconds. Or sometimes it's two weeks, but it's the same. They're great pets. They're very loyal. They are stupid. That's my thing against dogs. So I decided today that, and it's not out of laziness, that I will be nice and I gave our two jet fans, because I was part of the decision making.

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