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DJ Omar Khan there. He is the audio sniper. You got Jake the Nerd. What's that?

I got some audio of Jake the nerd in the middle of a live art negotiation with Moise Joyce that took place yesterday. Oh, he's been talking about buying one of her art pieces. Yeah, I didn't realize she's an artist. I thought she just lived on the train. I didn't realize she actually was an artist. and you know you take a listen Allie, because this is just more of Jake wasting his money on dumb stuff. Jake, it's Moise Joyce. You found me. What do I win? A prize. We'll settle it later. Oh, yeah? What kind of prize? I don't know. Maybe I'll give you a little pitty. Whoa! Something very flirty going on with Moist Joyce and Jake the nerd. And Jake's drought has gotten to a point now where it's only fitting that someone whose nickname is Moise Joyce could end Jake's long sexual drought. You know, this is like our version of a rom-com. It's like just friends, but it's like, oh, no, they're actually in love. They

loved each other the whole time. Right. It is. I love it. It's definitely some flirting going on here.

Octopussy, that is. That's right. That's right. I'm going to buy an octopus. What are they called?

A diamond painting, octopus. Quite beautiful. All kinds of perfect colors.

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