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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 4: Aliens & Quickly Written Songs

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

Yeah, so you guys say you've never seen a

0:02.8

UFO. That's fine, I guess you know, just being honest. I know that most of them

0:06.4

are explainable. Well, one time I was...

0:09.8

On mushrooms? No, I was like maybe 12 or 13, something like that.

0:14.3

I was shooting hoops out front, you know.

0:16.6

Now I know the stories are I.

0:19.2

You think I didn't shoot hoops in my driveway?

0:20.6

I had a basketball goal. I shot shot hoops I did the thing where you go if I make this next shot

0:26.2

Lindsay's gonna like me to go to school yeah I think and when then you learn later that everyone

0:30.6

was doing that when they were kids I I guess that's the whole point.

0:32.8

You can't leave until you make the last one.

0:35.2

And when I was in ninth grade, my first serious girlfriend, she was on the basketball team at

0:39.1

school and I said, oh well, you're still a girl and she got really mad and I was like let's go play I'm bad at

0:46.3

basketball and I beat her and she got really mad and she went home but we stayed together for like another five months

0:52.1

oh good for you.

0:53.2

Yeah.

0:54.2

So that was like my first.

0:55.6

Sorry.

0:56.6

But that was the first yeah first time.

0:58.6

That's what you should have played basketball for.

1:00.0

I was what do you think I was out there shooting hoops listening to 311 thinking about like come

1:03.6

I know but you should have been like hey if I can beat you yeah then we get to do this yeah

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