Hour 3: Tim Allen’s Mustache

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Sarah and Vinnie as tussling. The good news: Matt Damon was great on SNL. The bad news: He’s being sued. We have a new OnlyFans star! Did Shannon Elizabeth inspire Jaime Pressly? Can you remember when Martha Stewart went to jail? What about Paris Hilton? Let’s play a game! Sugar is a nickname not everyone can pull off. You should get what you want for Mother’s Day - even if it’s to be left alone. Science! All of life on Earth can be traced back to ONE ancestor, and it’s even older than you think. Well, swallowing is better than prison.

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0:00.0	All right.
0:00.7	Wake up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:02.7	They're great.
0:03.2	They're awesome.
0:03.8	Every morning.
0:04.6	Every morning on Ellis 973.
0:08.5	Nah, it was easy.
0:10.1	It wasn't.
0:11.0	So easy.
0:12.3	You did it with love.
0:14.3	Can you pull this out?
0:15.1	I'm just saying just because you get something done doesn't mean it was easy.
0:18.6	It could have been the hard no.
0:20.0	It's probably easier for you than it would have been for Christina.
0:21.9	Oh, boy, you.
0:23.1	Of course. You know what, though? I'm not surprised you take the lady's side on this. That's fine. It's okay. I don't always. Most of the time. Most the time. And most of the time you do it just to get me. That's true. That's another part of the... There's another element to that, which is...
0:38.3	Well, if you and I aren't going like this, I mean, what do we have?
0:41.2	If we're not in some kind of like mental tussle... That's the show. You're right. Of course it is. All right, you guys, listen. You're listening to Alice. it's Sarah and Vinny Alice's morning show
0:51.3	it is Monday but we're making the best of it over here
0:53.6	and we've got bottle rock tickets
0:55.7	that'll make it a little bit better
0:57.3	all this Vinnie Alice's morning show. It is Monday, but we're making the best of it over here. And we've got Bottle Rock tickets. That'll make it a little bit better. All this week, 905, so an hour from now, your first code word, 1205 and 505. We'll give you a code word in, and you can enter it in at RadioAlice.com for your last chance to win a pair of sold out single day, pick your day tickets for Bottle Rock. If you choose Friday, Lord your headliner.
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