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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:30.9	This is the world famous K.R.
0:34.7	Oh yeah.
0:36.5	Welcome to your K Rock on a Friday morning. We are a Klein L.E. Show. Long've got it, Friday! Hell yeah, welcome to your K-Rock on a Friday morning.
0:38.3	We are Klein Alisha, long weekend vibes ahead, perhaps, and we will go ahead and make someone's
0:43.3	day instantly better by getting you on a standby boarding list.
0:46.3	Part of K-Rock's Mile High Club.
0:47.3	If you're new to the show, we're new to K-Rock, where the hell you've been, we are sending people
0:52.3	around the world to see some of K-Rock's greatest
0:54.2	bands. This time it's Royal Otis and you get to go see them in Mexico City, previously given
0:59.1	many trips away to see Turnstile and Portugal and London, I think we sent us. Someone who goes
1:05.4	to see MyCAM, Young Blah. I mean, it's just, it's hard to keep track of it all. So the important
1:10.0	thing is that your name is on this list, so you win this trip. And then next week, we'll announce who's going and then announce where you'll be going to next. So once again, it all starts with you being on the phone now at 8005-2067. And we've talked to 19 very disappointed people that brings us all to Tara from Torrance. Good morning, Tara. Good morning. You are caller 20. That's amazing. I'm ready. All right. So I'm going to write your name on the list. And then next week, if we call you back, pack your bags. You're going to Mexico City for Royal Lotus, all right? Woo-hoo. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Love you as well. Thanks for starting your day with us here at Krock.
1:46.2	She said I'm ready.
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