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finishing up my story here real quick. We were talking, I don't even know how we got on the subject.

Oh someone emailed do people bring around stools to talk to me because I'm six foot eight and I went into a boot camp story.

And I'm getting to the stools thing in a second. At the end of the day in boot camp

they make you all stand on a line in front of your bunk. And you have to stand there and you have to stick your hands out with your fingernails up in the air.

Your palms are flat fingernails are in the air. You're bent at the elbow right. And you have to stand there and your drill instructors are going to come by

and they're going to inspect your shape. Make sure your shoes get make sure your fingernails are trimmed. And believe it or not like this may sound

asinine to you. But you would be said it would you'd be shocked if you saw how many people didn't grow up with just basic hygiene skills.

Like parents didn't even teach it to brush their teeth and take a shower. I'm just gross. So look,

Hey, Marine Coral teacher that now they don't teach it in the most gentle way.

But they will teach you that. So while you're standing there in line, you don't get to check your phone.

You certainly don't get to talk. In fact, you don't get to move. There's a lot of that in the Marine Corp. You're not allowed to move.

Now they're training you. So you know, you're laying in an ambush someday. You don't have to reach up and scratch your face.

But it's difficult to master that. And you're most definitely not allowed to laugh. Now I know you understand this by now. But I love to laugh.

I think a lot of things are very, very funny. I think terrible things are funny. I think immature things are especially funny.

And I can't help who I am. I do.

Farting is hilarious. And I don't care who says it's not. Farting is hilarious. And when people do it, it makes me laugh.

If I go in public restrooms and someone is in there just putting in work, I can't help it. I'll start snickering. I gotta leave. I think it's funny.

So I have a buddy I can't give you out his name because I didn't ask him permission. And this spawn of Satan used to stand there while we were all in the line.

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