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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. Hell yeah. Happy 311 day on a Wednesday morning here at K Rock. We are a Klein

Allen Allen. Nice to meet you. My name's Klein. That is Ali.

Good morning. You got the DJ Omar Khan there. The audio sniper in the back room, Jake Zner.

And then in the back back. We got Postmaster Johnny, low T Johnny, as he's known around

these parts. And hi-T Vanessa. And hi-T Vanessa. Let's go. That's right. She's all fired up on caffeine and testosterone today. She's so excited about the coffee. Lots to get to this hour, including a couple whose relationship hangs in the balance. You will determine if they stay together, break up forever. A petty claims court battle for the ages will be taking place. So you've got some jury duty in your future. And we will meet this couple a little bit later. They are battling over something that I think is pretty relatable if you are in a relationship. But once again, you will determine who's right, who's wrong. And also, a lot of people claim that even though they've never joined us for a petty claims court on the air, if we're dealing with something that they are dealing with in their relationship, which oftentimes they are, they will just decide whatever the verdict is with the couple we talk to will also apply to their relationship as well. I mean, yeah, these situations plague couples all over the country. We will get to that in a moment. Right now, though, let's give away a spot on the standby boarding list. As we say, good morning to caller 20, which puts us in La Habra. This is Greg. Good morning, Greg. Yes, hell yeah. Hey, fine. Hi. How are you? Hey. I to. Oh, I am way better right now.

Okay, good.

I'm going to write your name down, Greg. I will spell that properly, I think. And if we call you back on Monday, you'll be packing your bags and heading to England to check out some somber at the Redding Festival. All right? Hell yes. I better. Greg with a Y, by the way. let's go.

Greg with a why.

Okay.

No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. better as Greg with a why by the way let's go. Greg with a why okay.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

We're going to hang up on you.

Goodbye, Greg.

Let's forget that ever happened.

Edit that joke out of the podcast.

Thank you, Greg. Hold on one second.

Write your name on that list.

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