Hour 3: Guarding An American Consulate
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Maybe charging a US consulate wasn't the best idea. Going down to your local republican headquarters. Some unexpected honesty. Judges attacking the system at holds up civilization.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:14.9 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:18.9 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour, the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday. Fantastic |
| 0:27.2 | Monday. Remember if you've missed any part of it, you can download it. Iheart, Spotify, iTunes, |
| 0:32.8 | before I get to the emails and other stories. So you know I'm doing the chip fast thing, right? The 40-day |
| 0:39.3 | chip fast. Chris, why are you shaking your head? Jewish producer Chris told me he's doing a fast thing |
| 0:45.0 | too, a Jewish one. What is it? The Ezekiel? Ezekiel fast, is that what you said? |
| 0:55.0 | The fast of Esther. |
| 0:57.0 | How long do you have to fast for it, Chris? |
| 0:59.0 | Just till nightfall? Is it every day? |
| 1:02.0 | So this is a one day thing? |
| 1:05.0 | That's so weak. |
| 1:07.0 | That's so weak. |
| 1:08.0 | Esther deserve better than you, Chris. |
| 1:10.0 | Anyway, I'm doing the chip fast for 40 days now |
| 1:15.7 | setting that aside you know i'm a chip freak and you also know if you listen to this show |
| 1:24.2 | how kind i am to other people but i'm not not just going to, I'm not going to give |
| 1:29.7 | someone a hard time just because it amuses me. I try to be nice to people. Yesterday, after church, |
| 1:38.6 | me, ah, the boys, and my mom were discussing where to go eat lunch. They say, let's go out to eat Mexican food. |
| 1:49.2 | I'm always a yes on Mexican food. I didn't take into account what terrible people live in my |
| 1:58.9 | house. You know what happens when you sit down at a Mexican restaurant. |
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