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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah, welcome to your pre-client. to your BF Thursday. Free donuts in your future. |
| 0:38.3 | If you want to come hang out with us today, we'll be Randy's original, Inglewood, noon until 2. |
| 0:43.1 | We don't go down there unless it's important, although I'm concerned, Ali, because you know I've been a huge proponent of the original chocolate raised at Randy's. |
| 0:50.6 | I think it's one of the finest donuts in the world. Definitely one of my |
| 0:54.3 | favorites in Southern California. But lately, I've been kind of cheating on that donut with |
| 1:00.1 | another Randy's donut. And this one is really hard for me to put down. And I'm concerned. |
| 1:04.0 | You're cheating on Randy's with Randy? Yeah, because I recently had their version. They |
| 1:09.3 | don't call it the cronut, but it's their version of the cronet. Oh, God. Chronuts are amazing. Basically, it's almost like a chiro. It's a choro, a croissant, and a donut all had a menager twas. So it's cinnamon-y? Yes, there is a cinnamonny to it. And I ate it, and then I couldn't stop, and then I ate another one, and then I Post made it two more, and I ate those as well. Are these things tiny? No, they're like the size of a regular donut, but they're all flaky and whatnot, and if you throw it in the microwave for like 30 seconds, it's like game over. It almost liquefies it to a point. And I have like no self-control. |
| 1:45.2 | And I'm very concerned today when we go to Randis that I'm going to lose complete control. |
| 1:49.7 | How many do you think you've put down that one time? |
| 1:51.4 | A dozen. |
| 1:52.4 | Really? |
| 1:52.9 | All right. |
| 1:53.2 | Let's go. |
| 1:53.7 | Let's prove it, baby. |
| 1:55.0 | I don't want to eat a dozen donuts. |
| 1:59.2 | It's on me, dude. |
| 2:00.0 | I'll pay for them. I don't want to eat a dozen of those donuts. But I could because. I don't want to eat old hot dogs. I actually think if I heated them up, like they were all like fresh out of the microwave hot. I think I could probably eat two dozen. Really? I think I could. There are some things that are so good you don't even realize that you finish finished the first one. Like the potato balls at Portos. Yeah. I can eat so many of those. I know that we're giving away specific donuts today, but I'll be inside there looking for these things. Coming home with a bunch of them. I have no control. It's like the one thing. You're doing that girl. Just get them away from me. I can't. I won't stop. |
| 2:34.6 | But I won't tell anyone to get away from me. |
| 2:36.3 | I'll just chase him. |
| 2:37.2 | I can't feed me the donuts. |
| 2:39.1 | You can work off one of the donuts. |
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