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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous K.R.
0:34.9	Tuesday morning.
0:36.1	Everyone's back at school, at least for now. And then we've got a trip to give away to go to Japan and see the strokes. Also, you get to see them just like heaven right here looking for you right now. 80052067. 19 disappointed people puts us on Allison and Chatsworth.
0:54.7	Allison?
0:56.4	No way.
0:59.4	You are the 20th caller sweet divvits.
1:01.5	Oh my goodness.
1:02.5	Thank you.
1:03.4	Congratulations.
1:05.3	Here's what's happening for you.
1:08.6	You're guaranteed to go see some strokes just like Heaven Festival in August.
2:01.3	If we call you back Monday, pack your bags, you're going to see them again in Japan. Awesome. Thank you guys. I love you guys. Hey, thank you for lowering your standards just enough to spend some time with us every morning on K Rock. Hold on one second and you'll have another chance at noon and then again at three and again at six. We'll do that today, tomorrow, pretty much every day this week, until we give that trip away. Do you ever wonder when they say, I love you, what else they love? You know, like, what's one other thing that you love just as much? Allison, what is something else you love, just so we get a sense of what our company is like? Well, my daughter, for sure. Kylie, I love you, baby. All right. So we're right up there. Do you love us more than your daughter or equal? Pretty close. Uh-huh. Pretty close. But we're just above the daughter? No, like right under. I love you, very.
2:03.0	We like to be everyone's second favorite love. That's okay. We'll accept that. Don't we do a good job of making people feel good about winning and then immediately make them feel bad about winning? I think as long as she said, didn't say turkey bacon. We're in pretty good shape. Oh, man, that would have been terrible. I love you guys and I love
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