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famous K. Rock. All right, call it 20. Let's go. 800. 520-. We've got a standby boarding list here. Got to add your name to it immediately so we can send you to go see Sublime in the Netherlands. Destination number 10, Krox Mile High Club. Rules are simple. We send you to see Krox's big bands, countries all across the world. And all you got to do is call at the right time. Get your name added to a standby boarding list. And then you get that exciting call from us that says, hey, good news. You've been upgraded from the regular standby list to the actual boarding list. And then you're off on an adventure of a lifetime. Call it 20. Right now, 800, 5201067. A lot of people on the text line, please do not

do what you say you're going to do. Vanessa, does not want these donuts. Do not send them.

Vanessa, what's your favorite type of donut that you don't want sent here? Just out of curiosity.

I don't have one. Do you like the cream filled? No, guys, we're not doing this. If you send donuts, you're wasting your money. Do you like jelly? And you need the money for that gas. Hey, Vanessa, but in a perfect world where you were eating donuts, which ones did you like? The chocolate with the sprinkles? I like the chocolate one and the glazed one. Okay, don't send those.

I have the sandwich together. Do not send those. With a cookie in the middle. Whatever you do. This hour on the show, lots to get into. Little Johnny does no action. And a rattlesnake expert will save your life. I don't know if you're aware of this, Allie, but more and more people are being attacked by rattlesnakes. I was almost attacked. Oh boy.

Jake, are you a snake defender?

This... more and more people are being attacked by rattlesnakes. I was almost attacked. Oh boy. Jake, are you a snake defender? You don't attack you. You like run into them and then they might bite you. They're not like looking to come get you. Well, if they're going to, if they're in a path and you cross their path, they're going to bite your ankle. Bite your ass because they're here. Then nervous then that's your fault like it's obvious if you're on a path there's a snake there as long as you're not like trumping them stopping through the bushes well it's not obvious because a lot of people get bitten accidentally by right you think everyone who gets bitten by a rattlesnake is asking is like uh is an idiot yes an idiot that's what you. You're blind if you go see a rattlesnake right in front of your face.

Jake, you're right.

I'm wrong.

No, shut up. Klein, that's not me live. That's recorded. Jake's right. I'm wrong. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Pull that. Delete that clip.

You're quiet.

Shut up you.

No one ever agrees with Jake, especially me.

I think according to the text line,

20 different people are sending donuts right now. that clip. You're quiet. Shut up you. No one ever agrees with Jake, especially me.

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