Hour 3: Animal Hour
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Wanna know how I got these scars... on my fingers? The animal kingdom is WILD. The COOLEST President.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:10.5 | It is the Jesse Kelly show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on an ass doctor Jesse Friday |
| 0:17.9 | Let's check in again with the commander in chief. We're in the quote repeat the line |
| 0:23.2 | And the quote repeat the line. We're doing very very well out here |
| 0:27.5 | Oh, and you know what it is Friday. We might as well roll out this beauty from earlier in the week salute |
| 0:33.4 | The Florida man the one day when Nick says the rooster followed him and attacked him |
| 0:38.2 | Listen that flares up and he's doing his thing and he's trying to jump about me |
| 0:43.4 | He was trying to get the animal away and I try to hit it, but the chicken's jumping about me and I accidentally knocked it in the head |
| 0:51.0 | You know how little lucky shot whatever but when Dave Lee say came home |
| 0:55.5 | All he saw was his rooster dead in a ditch |
| 0:58.9 | I said I'm calling JSO I called JSO JSO didn't do not and then a couple days later |
| 1:03.3 | I realized I could call animal control and in late June James Nick's went to jail for animal cruelty |
| 1:09.8 | Next thing you know he calls the chicken police on me while the neighbors continue the fight Nick says he never should have been arrested |
| 1:16.6 | Chicken's dying every day people at churches |
| 1:19.4 | Popeyes and Kentucky fried chicken |
| 1:22.3 | Really |
| 1:24.3 | salute you Florida man and by the way shout out to Florida man radio |
| 1:28.4 | Just know we absolutely adore you absolutely adore you |
| 1:32.2 | It is see I think it was New York Post just ran this article of some big fat dude |
| 1:37.3 | Make it as a jaybird on the highway in Florida gets on the back of a semi truck |
| 1:42.7 | He's on the back of the trailer. I don't know what exactly is doing back there, but you know what he's doing |
| 1:47.5 | being free |
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