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This is the world famous K.R.

Oh yeah, welcome to your Tuesday, Klein Alley Show K Rock just after 9 o'clock, which means we got to add your name to a standby boarding list.

The brand new first name to go on a new list.

And this one is good, because you'll be traveling to Pettus, France, to see this guy right here.

But it feels like an elephant.

Yeah, it's on yesterday. But he feels like an elephant Get lost in yesterday

He's for the line

Destination number six Is it true K Rock's Mile High Club,

we send you to Paris, France, to see Tame Impala.

And it all starts with your name on the standby boarding list right now.

Looking for caller 20 at 800, 520-1067.

And we'll fill this list up with names 9 a.m. through 6 p.m. every day this week. One last day this week, by the way, which means better odds for you, I would think. And then we'll give away that trip next week. It is destination number six, K-Rox, Mile High Club. I think there are going to be some very passionate, very excited people. Sure. Romi gave away Tame and Paula tickets just here in L.A. Everyone was freaking the F out. And if you totally blew Valentine's Day, not in a good way, but you blew it completely and you get to go ahead and come back with, by the way, I forgot to mention on top of that Stale cookie I got you, we were going to Paris, France, to see Tame and Paula. Oh, I forgot about that. That's a pretty decent makeup for whatever the Valentine's Day was that didn't go well. My Valentine's Day gift was a day after 50% off pack of six chocolates from the grocery store. Ah, the day after. They do drop anything that's heart-shaped or red. just cut that price way down. Yeah. And the chocolate was kind of dry and not very good, but still,

it worked. And they take, uh, they taste just as good. Sometimes even better because there's no

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