New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of wives you can

handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K. Rock. K. Rock, Klein Allie Show, a brand new hour can officially begin. Welcome to your K Rock. And

Ali, you know, we do announcements from time to time. We don't do them well, but we do them anyway.

Already this morning we announced that Social Deal will be taking over the In-N-Out Burger

Soundspace here at K-Rock, and we'll send you to go see them internationally. In fact, we will

pick up a caller 20 in just a moment and give you the good news that you will be on the standby boarding list as the first official name to hit the standby boarding list. But we have our own announcement to make as well because we haven't done a show hang in a while, and we decided what better drinking day in the middle of the week than Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, I mean, it's another opportunity for us all to drink and enjoy each other.

There you go.

And also offend like-minded cultures.

So if you want Allie at her absolute drunkest and most racist in the middle of the week,

then we recommend you join us as we are announcing the first official Viva Klein Alley Show Cinco de Mayo

Viva Cline Alley Show

It rhymes kind of

And it allows us to play this clip more often

Viva Cline Alley Show Cinco de Mayo

Which is happening on coincidentally

Cinco de Mayo

We will be back at Descanso

Because as far as we're concerned

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