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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rock. Oh, yeah. Get ready for your frequent. Good morning. Klein Alley's show just after 8 o'clock. If you're new to the show, nice to meet you. Perhaps you found us or are forced to listen because you're in the back of a ride chair right now. Maybe in one of those rail cars because your car got recalled for all sorts of issues. I just got an alert that my car has currently seven outstanding issues that need to be recalled for.

You lease, not your problem.

It's a lease, but one of the issues they claim is if I go to try to charge my car, it could explode.

And I still said, all right, I should probably bring that in.

And they go, well, we can get you in at the end of May.

And I said, so hold on.

You're calling to say that there's a recall on my car, and if I plug it in and charge it, it could explode.

But I have to tell the end of May to bring it in? But then you have to. No, not, I have till. That's the earliest they can get me in is the end of May. Damn. So now every day is very exciting. You see, I think for people like you, that is an exciting ride. For me, that is a stressful anxiety-filled ride. It's a rush, baby.

Will I explode at any moment?

Be like that scene from Casino?

Who knows? Good morning, Steve. Welcome to K-Rock. What can we do for you? Hey, I just went to the DMV two days ago and used that system you guys were talking about. The new QR code system? A new QR code system. How does it work in real life? You walk up, your QR code, they give you a number. It's an alpha-baric number. And then it puts you in a line. Now, your phone sucks, but I hear what you're saying. It sounds like it's working great. So, wait, you have to be there to get the QR code? That's stupid.

Right.

That part is also annoying.

I don't want to have to go there until my time is ready.

Yeah. Well, you know how it always is. Omar says that the DMV for him is always easy-peasy because he likes to make the appointment ahead of time. Yeah, but sometimes, last time I went, I made an appointment,

and they were like, here, take a number, sit down.

I was like, what am I?

Right.

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