HOUR 2- Leftovers, Klein's Lines and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rog. Hell yeah, Friday. The weekend is here. Good morning. How the hell goes with the Clown Alley Show? |
| 0:38.9 | In your earhole is where we belong. If you'd like to see what the show looks like, you're more than welcome to check out the stream right now on YouTube. See what goes on inside the studio. Feel for to mock us and make fun of us physically for a variety of things like you seem to always be able to do. and we don't have a complex yet. |
| 0:54.3 | You'll give us one by the end of the show. |
| 0:55.7 | We will also give you things like tickets to join us, |
| 0:57.9 | Trip 2. variety of things like you seem to always be able to do and we don't have a complex yet you'll give |
| 0:54.5 | us one by the end of the show we will also give you things like tickets to join us trip to a breck and |
| 0:58.6 | ritch colorado hotel alp and rock uh it's going to be great slope side luxury accommodations |
| 1:04.1 | and you'll get to join us for that skiing snowboarding drinking apra ski and much much more that'll be. Also, we have a spot for you on a standby boarding list in less than an hour to go see Youngblood in Dublin, Ireland. Let me say I do Delvin, who's waiting on the phone now at 8005201067. What's up, Delvin? Hey, good morning. Love you guys. Thank you. And I just wanted to raise up the point when you guys were talking about the murder rate going down. |
| 1:32.8 | I heard a statistic recently, I forget where, and they said the same thing, yeah, the murder rate went down. |
| 1:38.6 | And they suggested that it's because medical technology got better because the shooting rates are going up, but maybe people are surviving more. Oh, so the doctors are just getting better at saving people. Oh, we can't get in there. They're murdering. Yeah, or perhaps we're just getting our visions going maybe. Everyone's all jacked up because of the blue light or something. Everyone said, it can't aim as well. Oh, I see. So we just suck at shooting people? |
| 2:01.6 | Suck at shooting that, maybe. That's what it is. Well, I also thought that maybe medically, you know, medication is getting better for people who have, like, problems. Yeah, more and more people are taking the, whatever, the antidepressants. Gracie pills, yeah. So maybe they're feeling a little better about things. I mean, there's a bunch of ways. Let's just go ahead and take the win as a win and say that our murder rate is on the way down, which is probably a good thing I would think in general. I don't think there's a lot of people that are rooting for the murder rate to go up. Well, you forget that there are crimes, there are trends in crime as well as internet trends. I actually think, Ali, the reason that this is happening, and I don't want to say we should take full credit, but I believe that ever since Omar started sharing his moments of mindfulness with us, which is something he doesn't want to do, but we forced him to because his forced New Year's resolution, is mindfulness. I think people that are on their way to do some murdering, all of a sudden hear Omar and go, wait a minute, you know what? I didn't think about life like that. |
| 2:51.6 | It's not too bad. |
| 2:52.2 | Yeah, I know. |
| 2:52.7 | I'm just going to go take a workout class and call it a day. |
| 2:56.2 | Listen to this. |
| 2:56.8 | It's a brand new moment of mindfulness from our resident spiritual guru, DJ Omar Khan. |
| 3:03.5 | And now, Omar's moment of mindfulness. |
| 3:08.2 | In this country, you got to make the money first. |
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