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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Klein Buys Pads, Cat People vs Dog People and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:29.2

This is the world famous K-Rog.

0:33.6

Oh yeah, good morning.

0:34.6

Welcome to your K-Rock just after 8 o'clock.

0:36.2

On a Thursday morning, we call this Be Up Thursday so you can enjoy the sweet treats of breakfast for dinner. More and more people getting on board. The BFD train and breakfast for dinner. I'm going to be doing that for dinner and we're going to get you started by giving you a BF Thursday donut if you want to hang out with us today, starting at the original Randis, come by

0:54.2

free donuts, celebrating M&A fights on Netflix, etc. You know, I was thinking if we were going to give away those, that final pair of tickets to the fight, maybe we could have people wrestle in oil. Oh, yeah. At the Brandies. I don't know if Randis would get on board with that because I'm sure the lawyers usually step in and then only physical contact

1:11.5

but maybe you and I'll wrestle an oil.

1:13.1

Okay.

1:13.4

They can't tell us what not to do.

1:14.4

And they can just back. of Randis would get on board with that because I'm sure the lawyers usually step in and then like physical contact, but maybe you and I will wrestle in oil.

1:13.1

Okay.

1:13.4

They can't tell us what not today. And they can just bet on who wins. This alien expert is going to be joining us in moments. You know, you know this guy. He's been on with us before. Whenever there's an alien story in the news, I don't think there's a bigger story in the world of extraterrestrials in the past maybe in our entire lifetime and all these government top secret

1:29.8

government documents that have been released this week. I don't think there's a bigger story in the world of extraterrestrials in the past, maybe in our entire lifetime,

1:28.3

and all these government, top secret government documents that have been released this week.

1:31.7

Yeah, the Pentagon released their first batch of UFO files and sightings and stuff like that from like the military and astronauts.

1:38.8

And this guy, Bob from Mufon, he has kept the record of every UFO sighting and studied it. So he knows what's the most exciting thing about this first dump. It's not muffin, Vanessa. It's Mufon. It's the mutual something about... UFO Network. UFO Network. I don't know what it stands about. The mutual something about. Yeah, but it's muffin. Move on. Muffin.

2:01.5

Muffin.

2:03.3

He's going to be joining us in moments.

2:05.6

So, as we, you know, how fitting, Allie.

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