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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:30.9	This is the world famous K.R.
0:34.7	Hey, God, it's Friday!
0:36.4	Welcome to your just after 8 o'clock on K. Rock morning, perhaps three-day weekend ahead, Valentine's Day weekend ahead. Lots to take care of today before we get out of here and into the weekend, including a trip for you to go to Catalina Island, a romantic getaway. We'll get into that next hour and also get you qualified for a final few spots on that standby boarding list so you can go to Mexico City and see Royal Otis. We must give these trips away. We wish we could keep them for ourselves, but we cannot. So we give them to you. I'm fine. That's Allie right there. She's back in the studio today, which will break down exactly what took place yesterday. The good, the bad, and then the other bad. So we will get into all of that coming up shortly.
1:11.1	DJ Omar Khan right there.
1:13.2	Jake the nerd.
1:14.2	In the chicken coop in the back, Postmaster, Johnny, and producer Vanessa.
1:19.0	You can interact with the show Lots of Ways.
1:20.6	800520167 to call and to text.
1:23.5	There's also a goat line for you.
1:24.6	That number is 844-956, G-O-A-T.
1:27.2	Good morning. It's Suzanne. I've been flogging since day one. You guys have been fucking hysterical
1:35.5	the last three weeks. It's been the best out of all the years you've been on the air.
1:43.4	Oh my gosh. Hysterical. I love you guys. Thank you for making my day. Thank you, Suzanne. And lower your standards. Just enough. She does sound hammered right now. We are funnier when you're hammered. The more she's drinking, the better the show sounds, I guess. And thank you for your support. That's a long-time slogger right there.
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