Hour 2: Jet Belly
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Dealing with ‘jet belly’. A major show announcement. How many unqualified people are protecting our president. Diversity is the death of everything.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:15.0 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:19.0 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. |
| 0:29.0 | We're going to talk about the fact the Secret Service snipers can't shoot. |
| 0:33.2 | The communist in New York City has a bunch of young evil communists working form who are rich kids. |
| 0:39.6 | Surprise, surprise. |
| 0:41.0 | Americans still can't afford things. |
| 0:43.1 | Emails so much more coming up in the second hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. |
| 0:48.8 | But all that has to be set aside because we have an announcement to make about what we're going to begin |
| 0:57.3 | on the show. And I have always told you there is no limit to what you can accomplish if you're |
| 1:07.4 | willing to take credit for other people's work. And I stand by that. |
| 1:11.2 | No, no, seriously, I believe in giving people credit where credit is due. |
| 1:18.0 | And we got an idea, an idea that popped into our head some time ago. |
| 1:24.7 | Me, Jewish producer Chris, producer Corey. |
| 1:31.4 | And the idea actually came from some ridiculous voicemail we got back when we used to take voicemails. We don't do that anymore. |
| 1:36.6 | But I was talking about Haiti and how it's pretty much the worst place on the planet, a complete |
| 1:41.8 | dump in every possible way. It's awful. And how we |
| 1:45.7 | should not be importing Haitians into the United States of America. And we got this voicemail. |
| 1:53.0 | Mr. Kelly, thank you for your work. But as you refer to Haitians going home to eat each other, |
| 2:00.3 | they are not cannibals. |
| 2:02.5 | Please watch your words. |
| 2:04.8 | Educate yourself more on other cultures because they're beautiful people. |
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