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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

It's time to DuneSroll.

0:03.8

You don't know, could kill the order of born-ins.

0:06.6

The only news that matters, with the most trusted name in the business.

0:12.9

This is headlines with Slim Fast on the Church of Laslow.

0:18.0

Yo!

0:18.5

Doon scroll, you're good-looking son of a bitch.

0:20.5

All right, we're doing the news. Well, Jimmy Carter is the first president ever to live to be 100 years old. How about that? Over him. What was that? Why do you just eat a Dorino going on a good for him? Oh, the Dorito's good. Yeah. But you did it, like a flip and like, yeah, well, good for him. No, well, good for him. I mean, you're going to be 100. Congratulations. He's a great man. I know. Whether you think he was a good president or not, he's a good man. He inspires Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood to build houses. I shook his hand. Is that the one your mom took you to the political thing? Said that it would be good for you? Just around the street, I don't know if she thought it would be good for me. Oh, I thought she said for some reason like this would be a good. Did she take you out of school for it? Yeah, he was talking like a parking lot until we walked over there. Okay.

1:10.0

It seems like the kind of thing that a parent would say, I'm going to take you out of school because this would be good for you. My mom did that a lot for funerals. She took me out of school to go to the field. Me and my dad went to saw McCain when he was running. Yeah, but that's because you guys were huge fans. I mean, that wasn't like, hey, son, I want to show you something. and that was like, oh my God, McCain, how much more money can we give them?

1:27.5

And I think we might get a chance to actually see him we're going it was the first time

1:33.8

he was running in like 2000 primary against Bush right yeah that was when Bush sent out the

1:40.1

what would just the robocall right that's when McCain was still a guy would vote for.

1:45.0

Remember he was

1:45.5

calling people out

1:46.2

and stuff?

1:46.9

Yeah.

1:44.3

Yeah. They lost and he was like, yo. Well, he was pretty critical of Bush, I think, still like during his presidency, wasn't he? Yeah, but then he was like, you know what? I kind of, right i gotta and it happens to every politician left and right at a capitulation in it, they're like, all right, well, I can't just not do this.

2:04.0

What you could tell with McCain at least was that he so didn't want to do it.

2:08.7

McCain didn't want Sarah Pay on the, the VP.

2:11.7

And he wanted to say that I disagree with these guys.

2:13.8

And you can tell even when he was like, finally he was like, he's a terrorist.

2:16.5

He's like, Jesus Christ just let's lose yeah because I can do it he's like I don't like that this is the people that I'm attracting exactly and I didn't use to attract these types of people I liked him I tell you one of the things I liked about him I don't know why we're talking about I know one the cool thing was when we went to his rally at the end of it you know they had like balloons and stuff and so me whatever they hand them to you we're walking out with them and i know they've done this at other ones so it's

2:37.4

not the only thing but it's the first time somebody did to me they're like hey can we have those

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